əbˈzɜːd æbˈsɝd æbˈzɝd əˈskjuː əˈɹaɪ ˈblɒtəʊ ˈblɑtoʊ ˈkɹɒkt dɪˈɹaɪzəɹi ɪd.iˈɑt.ɪk ɪd.iˈɒt.ɪk ˈlaːfəbl̩ ˈlɑːfəbl̩ ˈlæfəbl̩ ˈloʊdɪd ˈləʊdɪd ˈlɒp.saɪ.dəd ˈlɑp.saɪ.dɪd ˈluː.dɪ.kɹəs ˈluː.dɪ.kɹəs ˈpaɪˌaɪd ˈpaɪˌaɪd pɪst pɹɪˈpɒstəɹəs pɹəˈpɑstəɹəs ɹɪˈdɪkjʊləs ˈskjuː.(w)ɪf ˈskjuː.(w)ɪf ˈslɒʃd ˈslɑʃd smæʃt səʊkt ˈsɒzl̩d ˈskwɪf.i

stɪf taɪt wɛt ˈwɔːŋ.kɪ ˈwɑŋ.ki very drunk turned or twisted toward one side a … youth with a gorgeous red necktie all awry his wig was, as the British say, skew-whiff so unreasonable as to invite derision the absurd excuse that the dog ate his homework that's a cockeyed idea ask a nonsensical question and get a nonsensical answer a contribution so small as to be laughable it is ludicrous to call a cottage a mansion a preposterous attempt to turn back the pages of history her conceited assumption of universal interest in her rather dull children was ridiculous